Look, if subtlety is your thing, just keep walking past this jar. Quantum Haze doesn’t do quiet entrances. This craft sativa is what happens when your weed decides to wear neon and blast an air horn. The buds are straight-up showoffs, with colours that’ll make your other strains jealous. Pop the lid and bam, that sharp, fresh aroma slaps your senses awake like an alarm clock you can’t hit snooze on. The punchy profile is perfect for those days when coffee just isn’t cutting it. Strain Theory nailed that perfect balance between “whoa, that’s intense” and “gimme more of that.” Fair warning though, this loud-mouthed beauty isn’t for cannabis wallflowers. It’s for folks who appreciate when their flower comes with its own personality, attitude fully included, no extra charge.